The Office starts in 15 minutes. So does Project Runway. Project Runway and The Office will both be on demand; however, Project Runway on demand allows me to pause and rewind. The Office does not, because NBC sucks and they force me to sit through advertising. I don't get it. In any case, I will watch The Office and allow myself to miss the first half hour of Project Runway because I will still have a whole hour left and I can always watch the first 30 minutes in a couple of days when it's available. So, a few things before I go watch prime time TV.
1.) I wish Facebook would stop it with the friend recommendations. I hated that girl in high school, and (trust me) I've already spied on her page. Like me, she got fat. Unlike me, she had two ugly kids. Yes, I went there.
2.) I'm glad that I have unlimited texting on my phone. I'd hate to see my bill otherwise.
3.) "Holla" is a stupid word.
4.) American Idol needs to end and not have another season. Enough already. All I care about are the auditions and even those aren't as funny because they don't show very many of them.
5.) I really want to get a pedicure.
6.) ADD and/or ADHD may possibly be over-diagnosed; however, I'm really happy that my doctor prescribes me Adderall. Not only does it help me concentrate, but it's a great appetite suppressant.
7.) I think drive-thru anything is ghetto. Get out of your car and go inside. Unless you are me, and it's 7:30 in the morning, and you are on your way to work and running late but still really need a soy latte. That's the only time it's okay.
8.) I sang karaoke only once in my life. I was 21. It was at The View on Lake Wissota. I sang the Britney Spears version of "I Love Rock & Roll." I haven't set foot in that place since.
9.) I'm 5'5" and wear a size 9 shoe. I don't think that I have big feet. I really don't.
10.) I refuse to attend my high school reunion. It's the weekend immediately following Thanksgiving. My husband would rather go hunting than go with me, and I'd rather stay home and bake a pie and watch reruns of 3,000 Kids and Counting.
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