I don't feel comfortable going anywhere today that is any further than a 1-mile radius. My travel options are the grocery store (if necessary) and my parents house. I hope I can make it over to their house at least because I promised Max we would build a snow fort this afternoon. He deserves a dogloo and he can't do it himself.
I've been up since 7am with nausea. I don't like this part of being pregnant. I ate a Nutrigrain bar and that didn't do much. So, I just made a grilled cheese. So far so good. I hope that the nausea goes away soon. I can't really move until then. Moving seems to make it worse. I really want hot cocoa. Husband is still sleeping. So I can't even ask him to help me with that.
I might bake today. Chocolate chip cookies. Yum. I have all the stuff. So hopefully I can feel better soon so I can do that. I could make banana bread too. Double yum.
I took a picture of myself the other day. I have decided to take progress pictures of my tummy. I know if I don't then I will wish I did. Thing is, I'm not skinny, so I'm worried about just looking fat. Oh well. I don't have to show anyone. I don't think I'll be one of those girls who gets maternity pictures taken. Some of my friends have done that and they turned out really nice. But they looked cute. I don't think I'll look cute.
Speaking of photos...I happen to love Awkward Family Photos. I love even more that they have a pregnancy category. These are definitely awkward, and not very flattering at all. Enjoy.
If it looks skeezy without being pregnant, the baby bump isn't going to help.
Um...I'm just going to go with a solid 'no' on this one. Some may say that this is proof that a man can, too, be supportive.
There are so many questions.
At first I thought, "nothing symbolizes maternity better than a watermelon and a gun." And then I thought, "actually, nothing DOES symbolize maternity better than a watermelon and a gun."
A fertile man that provides for his family. What more could you want?
Who painted this terrible picture?
Those poor children.
I appreciate what you are trying to do here, but if it looks like there is a porn soundtrack in the background, you might want to reconsider.
Nothing symbolizes fertility better than a garbage bag dress, a swamp, and the guy's black socks under water.
He'll always be in the picture.
She went looking for a new set of tires, and she got so much more. It's going to be a very Goodyear.
Maybe I've been watching too many zombie movies, but it looks like they're eating it!!!
What a great place for morning sickness. Or, a picnic.
She plans to give birth while doing a plie.
I'm confused.
If I am holding the baby, why do I still feel so fat??
Wow, you're in great shape and I've gained 60 pounds. Let's take a picture of it. You're a douche.
can't stop laughing.
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