Identity theft

Maybe that's not what it is. But when someone lifts your debit card information and then jacks $500 from your bank account, it's some sort of theft.

So, to whoever did that to us.... I hope something happens to you.

• I hope you get hit by a bus.
• I hope that when you spend that money at that night club, that someone slips a mickey into your drink and then sodomizes you in your sleep and steals your shoes.
• I hope that you choke on your expensive dinner and die.
• I hope you get herpes from the hooker you are spending the money on.

I'm going to go and take a cold shower, because I feel incredibly violated now.

You're an asshole.