She's a mermaid. A pregnant mermaid.

The lollipop makes it classy, and not trashy at all. Right?

Your tattoo is stupid.

I don't even know what to say. I just hope that Husband is ready to balance on his head so I can balance my naked belly on his taint.

Is she pregnant? Or is this just yet another picture in which a dude needs to find a way to show off his stupid (and bad) tattoo?

American Beauty pictures were trendy like 10+ years ago. This is.....not good.

I'm never visiting the Everglades now. OMG.

Oh gosh. Oh my gosh.

Is she a hostage? I don't know. She looks happy though.

Maybe this girl and the guy up above were actually pointing guns at each other. I don't know. I'm scared and confused. She is ruining the serenity of the peaceful garden surrounded by a chain link fence. You came here to pray and meditate, and she's going to shoot you in the face. But not until after you take her picture.

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